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SwingerDB

The only database engine that refuses to settle down.

🧓 Boomers love rigid schema.

🧑‍💻 Millennials prefer flexibility.

🧠 Gen Z? They just want something that vibes.

SwingerDB is the world's first polyamorous database engine—proudly relational and non-relational, depending on its mood. Today it's SQL with strong ACID guarantees. Tomorrow it's JSON over a WebSocket.

Who are you to define its relationships?

🗃️ Features

  • Mix-and-match schema

    • ... because commitment is hard

  • Built-in therapy module (BETA)

    • resolves inner JOIN conflicts

  • "Writes that ghost you, but eventually text back"

    • (eventual consistency)

  • GraphQL Support

    • ... because Gen Z refuses to use anything else

  • Stores data and feelings

Whether you're a Boomer clinging to your primary keys, a Millennial swiping right on document stores, or Gen Z just trying to make your API aesthetic, SwingerDB welcomes all.

Monogamous databases are so 20th century!