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Refactor system information into resources files
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‎arthur/exts/systems/system_information.py‎

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import random
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import sys
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from datetime import UTC, datetime
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from pathlib import Path
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from typing import Literal, TYPE_CHECKING
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from urllib import parse
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THRESHOLD = 0.01
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MIN_MINUTES = 30
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BLOG_ABOUT_IT_THRESHOLD = 1000
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CORPORATE_FRIENDLY_SMILEYS = (
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":smile:",
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":slight_smile:",
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":grin:",
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":blush:",
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)
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MANAGEMENT_ONE_TO_ONE_COMMENTS = (
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"Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?",
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"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.",
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"What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner?",
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"Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!",
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"Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.",
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"You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.",
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"People will say we're in love.",
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"All good things to those who wait.",
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'"Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center." Sounds charming.',
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"Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.",
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"A census taker once tried to test me.",
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)
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RESOURCE_PATH = Path(__file__).parent.parent.parent / "resources" / "systems"
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class URLConverter(Converter):
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class SystemInformation(Cog):
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"""Utilities for fetching system information from our 9front infrastructure."""
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SUPPORTIVE_PYTHON_DISCORD_COMMENTS = """\
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{Lemon|Bella|Chris} would {seriously|really|honestly} love to {have a word|discuss this topic} \
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with you! There {seems to be|is|appears to be|is assumed to be} a {tiny|minor|major|large} \
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{misunderstanding|miscommunication} here!|
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{Python|Erlang|Chris' exhaust} is peace. \
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{The DevOps team|Decentralized version control|The 2024 presidential election} is replication. \
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Your {message|comment|idea|thought} is strength.|
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Who controls {King Arthur The Terrible|Kubernetes|Netcup|Joe's medication} controls the future. \
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Who controls {Bella's rations|the dennis.services mail server|`git push -f` access|edit rights to this message} controls the past.|
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The best {messages|comments|ideas|chats}... are those that tell you what you know already.|
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If you want to keep {a secret|PGP private keys|Lemoncluster access|access to Joe's secret vacation photo library}, you must also hide it from {yourself|the moderators team|the ethical advisory board|Chris}.|
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{:warning:|:information_source:|:no_entry_sign:} Detected a high amount of doublethink in this message. \
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The {moderators have|administrators have|DevOps team has|Python Discord ethical advisory board has} been informed.|
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Reading your message, I realize: Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.|
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It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.|
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I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be {clinically |absolutely |completely |}insane.
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"""
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GREATEST_WSGI_SERVER_EVER_LOGLINES = (
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"[DANGER] async queue is full !!!",
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"[uwsgi-stats-pusher] goodbye...",
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"uWSGI mule %d braying: my master died, i will follow him...",
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"created farm %d name: %s mules:%s",
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"*** BOOOOOOM ***",
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"unable to setup the time bomb, goodbye",
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"Fire in the hole !!! (%d seconds to detonation)",
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"!!! uWSGI process %d got Segmentation Fault !!!",
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"!!! uWSGI process %d got Floating Point Exception !!!",
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"thunder lock: enabled (with robust mutex watchdog)",
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"...you should enable the master process... really...",
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"your mercy for graceful operations on workers is %d seconds",
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"your loop engine died. R.I.P.",
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"--- unable to connect to zerg server %s ---",
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"unknown farm: %s",
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"[spooler] something horrible happened to the spooler. Better to kill it.",
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'[uwsgi-route] ERROR "goto" instruction can only jump forward (check your label !!!)',
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"emperor socket mapped to: %s",
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"announcing my loyalty to the Emperor...",
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"uwsgi zerg socket %d attached to UNIX address %s fd %d",
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"attaching zerg sockets...",
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"zerg sockets attached",
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# chris lovering when his offshore accounts ("nodes") are sanctioned
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"[%s pid %d] no more nodes available. Going cheap...",
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'gateway "%s %d" has been buried (pid: %d)',
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"waiting for Emperor death...",
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"The Emperor has been buried (pid: %d)",
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"cheaper hard rss memory limit exceeded, cheap one of %d workers",
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# waiter! waiter! more uwsgi cheap workers please!
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"worker %d should die...",
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"overloaded !!!",
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"*** HARAKIRI ON WORKER %d (pid: %d, try: %d, graceful: %s) ***",
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"going cheap...",
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"lost connection with mules",
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"goodbye to uWSGI.",
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"chain next victim is worker %d",
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"*** HARAKIRI ON MULE %d (pid: %d) ***",
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"OOOPS the spooler is no more...trying respawn...",
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"!!! Emperor died !!!",
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# the vet office wants a word
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"OOOPS mule %d (pid: %d) crippled...trying respawn...",
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# ploen.social when the private key drive is missing
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"mountpoint %s failed, triggering detonation...",
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"asking Emperor for reinforcements (overload: %llu)...",
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"*** PAUSE (press start to resume, if you do not have a joypad send SIGTSTP) ***",
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# american worker rights be like
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"worker %d (pid: %d) is taking too much time to die...NO MERCY !!!",
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# american animal rights be like
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"mule %d (pid: %d) is taking too much time to die...NO MERCY !!!",
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"[broodlord] instance not governed by an Emperor !!!",
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"something horrible happened...",
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"mule %d (pid: %d) annihilated",
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"DAMN ! worker %d (pid: %d) died, killed by signal %d :( trying respawn ...",
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# amazon warehouse-related lines:
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"DAMN ! worker %d (pid: %d) MYSTERIOUSLY killed by signal %d :( trying respawn ...",
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"worker respawning too fast !!! i have to sleep a bit (%d seconds)...",
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"[emperor] unloyal bad behaving vassal found: %s throttling it...",
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"[emperor] *** RAGNAROK ALREADY EVOKED (mercyless in %d seconds)***",
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"[emperor] *** RAGNAROK EVOKED ***",
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"[emperor] curse the uwsgi instance %s (pid: %d)",
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"[emperor-tyrant] dropping privileges to %d %d for instance %s",
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"*** your Emperor will not be able to correctly wait() on vassals ***",
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"[emperor] vassal %s is now loyal",
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"[emperor] going in broodlord mode: launching zergs for %s",
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"--- MUTINY DETECTED !!! IMPALING VASSALS... ---",
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"received message %d from emperor",
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"lost connection with my emperor !!!",
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"i am an edge triggered socket !!!",
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"the gevent Hub is no more :(",
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'uwsgi-daemons] legion "%s" daemon "%s" (pid: %d) annihilated',
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"[uwsgi-rados] callback %llu woke up too late",
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"[DANGER] you have configured a too much tiny buffer for the scrolls list !!! tune it with --legion-scroll-list-max-size",
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"[uwsgi-legion] --- WE HAVE QUORUM FOR LEGION %s !!! (valor: %llu uuid: %.*s checksum: %llu votes: %d) ---",
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"[uwsgi-legion] attempting to become the Lord of the Legion %s",
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'[uwsgi-legion] suspending myself from Legion "%s" for %d seconds',
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"[uwsgi-legion] i am now the Lord of the Legion %s",
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"[uwsgi-legion] a new Lord (valor: %llu uuid: %.*s) raised for Legion %s...",
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"*********** The New Lord Scroll ***********",
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"[uwsgi-legion] ERROR, unlord hook returned: %d",
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"[uwsgi-legion] i cannot be The Lord of The Legion %s without a quorum ...",
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"!!!! Loading both PyPy and CPython in the same process IS PURE EVIL AND IT IS NOT SUPPORTED !!!",
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"invalid Web3 response.",
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"timeout while piping from %d to %d !!!",
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"[BUG] current_wsgi_req NOT FOUND !!!",
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"something horrible happened !!! check your spooler ASAP !!!",
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"uWSGI %s %d screams: UAAAAAAH my master disconnected: I will kill myself!!!",
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"F*CK !!! i must kill myself (pid: %d app_id: %d)...",
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)
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def __init__(self, bot: KingArthurTheTerrible) -> None:
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self.bot = bot
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self.cached_resources = {}
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self.cached_blogcom = None
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self.cached_bullshit = None
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self.last_sent = None
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self.smileys = RESOURCE_PATH.joinpath("smileys.txt").read_text().splitlines()
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self.management_comments = (
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RESOURCE_PATH.joinpath("management_comments.txt").read_text().splitlines()
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)
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self.supportive_comments = RESOURCE_PATH.joinpath("supportive_comments.txt").read_text()
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self.uwsgi_loglines = RESOURCE_PATH.joinpath("uwsgi_loglines.txt").read_text().splitlines()
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self.conduct_one_to_ones.start()
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async def fetch_resource(self, name: str) -> str:
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selected_management_comment = random.choice(MANAGEMENT_ONE_TO_ONE_COMMENTS)
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selected_management_comment = random.choice(self.management_comments)
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blogcom = await self.fetch_resource("lib/blogcom")
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blogcom = self.SUPPORTIVE_PYTHON_DISCORD_COMMENTS
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blogcom = self.supportive_comments
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async with msg.channel.typing():
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await msg.reply(f"{comment} {random.choice(self.smileys)}")
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‎arthur/resources/systems/management_comments.txt‎

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Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?
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I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.
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What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner?
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Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!
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Memory, Agent Starling, is what I have instead of a view.
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You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs.
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People will say we're in love.
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All good things to those who wait.
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"Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center." Sounds charming.
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Ready when you are, Sergeant Pembry.
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A census taker once tried to test me.

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:smile:
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:slight_smile:
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:grin:
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:blush:

‎arthur/resources/systems/supportive_comments.txt‎

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{Lemon|Bella|Chris} would {seriously|really|honestly} love to {have a word|discuss this topic} with you! There {seems to be|is|appears to be|is assumed to be} a {tiny|minor|major|large} {misunderstanding|miscommunication} here!|
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{Python|Erlang|Chris' exhaust} is peace. {The DevOps team|Decentralized version control|The 2024 presidential election} is replication. Your {message|comment|idea|thought} is strength.|
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Who controls {King Arthur The Terrible|Kubernetes|Netcup|Joe's medication} controls the future. Who controls {Bella's rations|the dennis.services mail server|`git push -f` access|edit rights to this message} controls the past.|
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The best {messages|comments|ideas|chats}... are those that tell you what you know already.|
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If you want to keep {a secret|PGP private keys|Lemoncluster access|access to Joe's secret vacation photo library}, you must also hide it from {yourself|the moderators team|the ethical advisory board|Chris}.|
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{:warning:|:information_source:|:no_entry_sign:} Detected a high amount of doublethink in this message. The {moderators have|administrators have|DevOps team has|Python Discord ethical advisory board has} been informed.|
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Reading your message, I realize: Perhaps a lunatic was simply a minority of one.|
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It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.|
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I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except that you happen to be {clinically |absolutely |completely |}insane.

‎arthur/resources/systems/uwsgi_loglines.txt‎

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[DANGER] async queue is full !!!
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[uwsgi-stats-pusher] goodbye...
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uWSGI mule %d braying: my master died, i will follow him...
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created farm %d name: %s mules:%s
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*** BOOOOOOM ***
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unable to setup the time bomb, goodbye
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Fire in the hole !!! (%d seconds to detonation)
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!!! uWSGI process %d got Segmentation Fault !!!
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!!! uWSGI process %d got Floating Point Exception !!!
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thunder lock: enabled (with robust mutex watchdog)
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...you should enable the master process... really...
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your mercy for graceful operations on workers is %d seconds
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your loop engine died. R.I.P.
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--- unable to connect to zerg server %s ---
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unknown farm: %s
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[spooler] something horrible happened to the spooler. Better to kill it.
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[uwsgi-route] ERROR "goto" instruction can only jump forward (check your label !!!)
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emperor socket mapped to: %s
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announcing my loyalty to the Emperor...
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uwsgi zerg socket %d attached to UNIX address %s fd %d
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attaching zerg sockets...
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zerg sockets attached
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[%s pid %d] no more nodes available. Going cheap...
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gateway "%s %d" has been buried (pid: %d)
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waiting for Emperor death...
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The Emperor has been buried (pid: %d)
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cheaper hard rss memory limit exceeded, cheap one of %d workers
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worker %d should die...
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overloaded !!!
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*** HARAKIRI ON WORKER %d (pid: %d, try: %d, graceful: %s) ***
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going cheap...
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lost connection with mules
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goodbye to uWSGI.
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chain next victim is worker %d
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*** HARAKIRI ON MULE %d (pid: %d) ***
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OOOPS the spooler is no more...trying respawn...
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!!! Emperor died !!!
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OOOPS mule %d (pid: %d) crippled...trying respawn...
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mountpoint %s failed, triggering detonation...
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asking Emperor for reinforcements (overload: %llu)...
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*** PAUSE (press start to resume, if you do not have a joypad send SIGTSTP) ***
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worker %d (pid: %d) is taking too much time to die...NO MERCY !!!
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mule %d (pid: %d) is taking too much time to die...NO MERCY !!!
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[broodlord] instance not governed by an Emperor !!!
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something horrible happened...
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mule %d (pid: %d) annihilated
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DAMN ! worker %d (pid: %d) died, killed by signal %d :( trying respawn ...
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DAMN ! worker %d (pid: %d) MYSTERIOUSLY killed by signal %d :( trying respawn ...
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worker respawning too fast !!! i have to sleep a bit (%d seconds)...
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[emperor] unloyal bad behaving vassal found: %s throttling it...
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[emperor] *** RAGNAROK ALREADY EVOKED (mercyless in %d seconds)***
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[emperor] *** RAGNAROK EVOKED ***
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[emperor] curse the uwsgi instance %s (pid: %d)
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[emperor-tyrant] dropping privileges to %d %d for instance %s
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*** your Emperor will not be able to correctly wait() on vassals ***
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[emperor] vassal %s is now loyal
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[emperor] going in broodlord mode: launching zergs for %s
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--- MUTINY DETECTED !!! IMPALING VASSALS... ---
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received message %d from emperor
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lost connection with my emperor !!!
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i am an edge triggered socket !!!
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the gevent Hub is no more :(
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uwsgi-daemons] legion "%s" daemon "%s" (pid: %d) annihilated
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[uwsgi-rados] callback %llu woke up too late
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[DANGER] you have configured a too much tiny buffer for the scrolls list !!! tune it with --legion-scroll-list-max-size
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[uwsgi-legion] --- WE HAVE QUORUM FOR LEGION %s !!! (valor: %llu uuid: %.*s checksum: %llu votes: %d) ---
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[uwsgi-legion] attempting to become the Lord of the Legion %s
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[uwsgi-legion] suspending myself from Legion "%s" for %d seconds
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[uwsgi-legion] i am now the Lord of the Legion %s
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[uwsgi-legion] a new Lord (valor: %llu uuid: %.*s) raised for Legion %s...
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*********** The New Lord Scroll ***********
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[uwsgi-legion] ERROR, unlord hook returned: %d
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[uwsgi-legion] i cannot be The Lord of The Legion %s without a quorum ...
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!!!! Loading both PyPy and CPython in the same process IS PURE EVIL AND IT IS NOT SUPPORTED !!!
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invalid Web3 response.
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timeout while piping from %d to %d !!!
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[BUG] current_wsgi_req NOT FOUND !!!
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something horrible happened !!! check your spooler ASAP !!!
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uWSGI %s %d screams: UAAAAAAH my master disconnected: I will kill myself!!!
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F*CK !!! i must kill myself (pid: %d app_id: %d)...

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